Sadly, I actually liked that creepy “Somebody That I Used to Know” thing…
Sigh. Maybe I’m like. Possessed or something…

I have been searching for WEEKS for a bikini top that matches the bottoms I already have, will stay on while I’m in the ocean, and that I just generally like. I found the ABSOLUTE PERFECT top.

They don’t sell it online.

The closest store to me is in Sacramento, over 160 miles away.
IT’S SO FAR AWAY!!!

Stupid bikini top… 

ablogorsomething:

gotta-kick-it-up-a-notch:

deliciousale:

triddlegrl:

egobus:

littleladyllama:

ezekieru:

benedurpcumberhurp:

thefireisrising:

pureblood-:

I played the Glee’s version of Somebody That I Used to Know and the original at the same time and I got this.

#how to summon satan

Oh my god.

I feel the need to vomit

this is the theme song of every nightmare I have ever had

This actually is the sound you hear when the gates of hell open. I’m pretty sure it’s also what’s playing when the sea opens up and the Craken bursts out of the depths to consume us all. No but seriously, WHY is it that bad when they both sound so good?

My soul is crying.

AHAHHAHAHA

c A L L T H E P R E I s t

johancruyff:

do you ever look back at your relationship with someone on the internet and just think oh my god i’m so fucking glad i clicked follow they make my life so much better

(Source: chrisevansbooty)

(Source: criss-tiel)

koryandr replied to your post: Tumblr, you are drunk.

tumblrception

Tumblr doesn’t love me, so it decided to hide me and love you and esther more than me :(

blackwingedb2uty:

ilymorethanorequal2kurtnblaine:

ilymorethanorequal2kurtnblaine:

 Also: I’M REALLY SUPER SORRY ABOUT CALLING YOU. MY PHONE DECIDED TO BE AN IDIOT AND IT WAS JUST FIRST INSTINCT TO CALL YOU AND I WASN’T EVEN THINKING AND FJDKASLFJSDKLAFJSD i’m sorry <3

Did you enjoy how all the gifs were Darren? … Because that was purely coincidental.
Like. I didn’t even notice it until now. 

lol I thought u were trying to mock me. but yes, I did notice. 

It was really honestly truly, believe it or not, an accident. A totally awesome one, but an accident none the less.

How can Esther reblog something from me when you don’t even know that I reblogged it from Nighty…
 

koryandr:

od3sta:

WAIT SO I JUST ASKED MY MOM.

AND IF THIS POST GETS 1,000 NOTES AND IF I CLEAN OUT MY CLOSET

I WILL GET A CAT

A

FUCKING

KITTY

C A T.

I KNOW OMFG THIS WILL GET NOTHING BUT PLEASE I AM B E G G I N G YOU I USED TO HAVE A CAT BUT NOW I DON’T BECAUSE SHE WAS SICK AND JUST FEELINGS BUT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I SWEAR I’LL CLEAN OUT MY CLOSET I JUST NEED 1000 NOTES BECAUSE MY MOM IS STUBBORN LIKE THAT PleASE.

EVERYBODY HELP THIS GIRL GET A CAT.

(Source: cantbreathewith)

schwingers:

glee/avengers crossover

tina cohen-chang as black widow & mike chang as hawkeye
“i owe him a debt.”

Blaine’s Ass (requested by anonymous)

(Source: carsonphillips)

anderstan:

i like fanfiction more than i like people

myspacing:

I hate when people disrespect teachers for no reason

Especially the really nice ones that pass you just for showing up
like really, are you that much of an asshole? They’re just trying to do their job